Parents in Ontario claim that Wi-FI is making their kids sick:

“These kids are getting sick at school but not at home,” [Rodney Palmer of the Simcoe County Safe School Committee] said.

“I’m not saying it’s because of the Wi-Fi because we don’t know yet, but I’ve pretty much eliminated every other possible source.”

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“They are culpable and … they have the gall to go on the record and say they haven’t had any doctor’s notes. Well what doctor has been schooled about the rate of microwave infections?”

And what parent has? Whichever kid got their parents to buy this is my hero.